• Bloodthirsty on main
• Makes her own capes
• Small business owner
Surname: Carmia
Sign: Scormini
Friendsim: Volume 1
• Meat enthusiast
• Living the nomadic shrubbery lifestyle
• Cheerfully nihilist
Surname: Xicali
Sign: Arrius
Friendsim: Volume 1
• Huge online but laying low; they've been burned before
• Honestly shouldn't be alive
• Mad selfie game
Surname: Hermod
Sign: Gemrius
Friendsim: Volume 2
• Art-blocked for the past five sweeps
• Makes all her own paints
• Now auditioning muses
Surname: Erdehn
Sign: Sagira
Friendsim: Volume 2
• The mom friend
• True neutral
• All of her opinions are extremely moderate and inoffensive, just ask anyone she knows
Surname: Ursama
Sign: Virus
Friendsim: Volume 3
• Lusus wrangler
• She's why you don't mess with a rustblood's ranch
• Grubcakes, anyone?
Surname: Koriga
Sign: Taurist
Friendsim: Volume 3
• Call him GorGor
• A luxury few can afford
• If he's talking you've already lost
Surname: Gorjek
Sign: Liga
Friendsim: Volume 4
• Considering the firmament above
• Unfortunately still landbound
• Stiff upper lip
Surname: Ratite
Sign: Taurza
Friendsim: Volume 4
• Highblood, lowblood, doesn't matter. She'll take the job
• Can't catch her if she's on fire
• Nuanced opinions on popular culture
Surname: Goezee
Sign: Leus
Friendsim: Volume 5
• All lowbloods are queens
• Thinking about getting into music. Not a big deal. Whatever.
• All quadrants wide open
Surname: Codakk
Sign: Sagimino
Friendsim: Volume 5
• Many names and even more for sale
• A fantastic date
• Your crush is cute, kid, but don't get any ideas
Other aliases: Gaegrl, Rxsell, Skalpr
Sign: Scornius
Friendsim: Volume 6
• K: Knows exactly what happens to the best psychics and is, sincerely, THRILLED
• F: Hugely draining to be around
• K: Strident online crusader for the empire
• F: Greasy
Surname: Darane & Maxlol
Sign: Gemittarius & Gemnius
Friendsim: Volume 6
• Unauthorized artistic reproductions
• Serves a wide range of clientele
• Connoisseur of entitlements
Surname: Namaaq
Sign: Scorgo
Friendsim: Volume 7
• Strong shoulder to cry on
• Will assassinate for exposure
• She's good at the thrashing, not so much with the planning
Surname: Okimaw
Sign: Lepia
Friendsim: Volume 7
• Customer service smile always ready
• More famous than she realizes
• Friends in high places
Surname: Roixmr
Sign: Taurra
Friendsim: Volume 8
• Sleeps once a week
• Ask her about her controversial opinions on traditional jurisprudence
• That's not coffee
Surname: Entykk
Sign: Licer
Friendsim: Volume 8
• 2 weeks from exile
• Single and ready to mangle
• Loves to scrapbook!
Surname: Maenad
Sign: Caprinius
Friendsim: Volume 9
• PRINCE OF ALL MUSTARDBLOODS
• Power level off the charts
• Duel strifers champion two sweeps and counting
Surname: Knelax
Sign: Gemra
Friendsim: Volume 9
• Two days too far to visit
• Sub-chirps you when you don't
• Hard HATCHED2DANCE stan
Surname: Tongva
Sign: Gempio
Friendsim: Volume 10
• Call him senpai
• Incredibly shitty swordplay
• It gives him no pleasure to do this, but the law is the law
Surname: Kalbur
Sign: Libittarius
Friendsim: Volume 10
• 12 piercings at last count
• Surprisingly competent cook
• He could own your entire system
Surname: Adalov
Sign: Scorist
Friendsim: Volume 11
• Self-appointed to the honor roll
• Hollow point bullet journal
• Endless devotion
Surname: Skalbi
Sign: Viriborn
Friendsim: Volume 11
• Coffee snob
• Knows his shit, somehow still annoying
• [citation needed]
Surname: Xigisi
Sign: Sagicer
Friendsim: Volume 12
• His honorable tyranny's littlest fan
• Tattleterror
• Ruthless memeagandist
Surname: Kasund
Sign: Liblo
Friendsim: Volume 12
• Big coat, bigger secrets
• On a mission to expose the deep-state lunacracy
• Foil-lined hat protects her from celestial influences
Surname: Lamati
Sign: Lelo
Friendsim: Volume 13
• No time to talk darling she's incredibly busy make an appointment she'll pencil you in
• Files for her files
• Sensible heels
Surname: Sezyat
Sign: Licen
Friendsim: Volume 13
• Likes to clean
• Doesn't care if you think she's basic. In fact, it may be you who are basic
• Esoteric medical knowledge
Surname: Houtek
Sign: Arittarius
Friendsim: Volume 14
• Lost and found artist
• Eats worms in their cave, not as bad as it sounds
• Deconstructively organized
Surname: Krojib
Sign: Leiborn
Friendsim: Volume 15
• The brooding caverns' resident tomewriggler
• Big name in the Soldier Purrbeasts fandom
• Expert LARPer
Surname: Adyata
Sign: Virmino
Friendsim: Volume 15
• Dialectical materialist
• Maintains his own corpsefield
• A staunch royalist, recently
Surname: Velyes
Sign: Aro
Friendsim: Volume 16
• Runs the shitshow
• Slam or Get Culled Grand Champion
• Mirthful idolatry
Surname: Xoloto
Sign: Caprist
Friendsim: Volume 16
• Been in detention her whole life
• Imitation grub horn bracelet
• Apathy level varies
Surname: Jonjet
Sign: Virnius
Friendsim: Volume 17
• Active in Muscular Theatre
• Lost a leg but gained the upper hand
• Subcultural gatekeeper
Surname: Moolah
Sign: Sagicorn
Friendsim: Volume 17
